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Muerta |
Are you a Geek Dad? |
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The despicable, vile, traitorous, democrat motherfuckers in the house just rammed through cap and trade which is going to kill jobs, increase costs for
everyone on everything, and is yet another nail in America's coffin. If you voted for a Democrat or Obama your hand is on the hammer's handle and yes,
I damn you. Borofin, June 26, 2009.
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Soygen |
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I'll be your Geek Daddy.
I'm not givin' you attitude. I just want another drink.
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Muerta |
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Already got one sweetie, but thank you. In fact, I was just stood up for a raid just the other day. However, if you want to be my manly man, you are in!
The despicable, vile, traitorous, democrat motherfuckers in the house just rammed through cap and trade which is going to kill jobs, increase costs for
everyone on everything, and is yet another nail in America's coffin. If you voted for a Democrat or Obama your hand is on the hammer's handle and yes,
I damn you. Borofin, June 26, 2009.
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sora55 |
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Soygen wrote: Hi Daddy. |
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Cisne Thornheart |
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sora55 wrote: Soygen is weeping now... Cockblocking Soygen since 2009! |
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Soygen |
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And sora will be weeping later. A lot.
I'm not givin' you attitude. I just want another drink.
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Feydakin Rainsong |
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you are in I'm surprised you could tell... |
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Konin |
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1. His idea of pillow talk is asking you to roll for initiative.
x 2. He's done computer repair for everyone in your family. And they all think he's a genius. 3. He still cries watching The Lord of the Rings. x 4. Upon the birth of your first child, he raised his fists and said, "W00t!" 5. You get IMs or DMs from him while he's across the room/upstairs/next to you. 6. Immediately after your child is born, he uses it as an excuse for buying more LEGO. 7. When your two-year-old stumbles upon a Dungeon Master's Guide, he says, "Daddy!" 8. He asks for complete and utter silence when Alton Brown is on TV. x 9. He's reading Dragonlance, again, "just to refresh his memory." x10. He's constantly coming up with new iPhone app ideas, even though he may not own one. 11. You can't remember who squealed louder last Christmas when the grandparents got your kid a Wii. 12. There is at least one sword hanging in your house-maybe even a mace or some throwing stars. x 13. He knows what caltrops are. x 14. You can't pass by a Best Buy or Apple Store without him pleading at you with puppy eyes. 15. He is conspicuously absent on Free Comic Book Day, Free RPG Day or the opening of any Star Wars/Star Trek films. 16. He seriously considered, and/or purchased, an array of odd doohickeys to monitor your child in utero. 17. He put together a playlist for your child before they were even born, starting it off with "Birdhouse in Your Soul". x 18. You've been stood up for a raid. x 19. You felt like a widow when Fallout 3 came out. 20. He will never sing in front of people… unless it's playing Rock Band or for your kid. 8 out of 20... that make me half geek dad? |
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Chabisu |
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He's done computer repair for everyone in your family. And they all think he's a genius.
You get IMs or DMs from him while he's across the room/upstairs/next to you. He's reading Dragonlance, again, "just to refresh his memory." He knows what caltrops are. You can't pass by a Best Buy or Apple Store without him pleading at you with puppy eyes. You've been stood up for a raid. He will never sing in front of people… unless it's playing Rock Band or for your kid. --- Those resemble me slightly... Worse, I was just talking to the wife the other day about buying caltrops to place in our driveway to stop people from using it as a place to turn around... And while the rest of the world might not, my daughter loves my singing voice. I wouldn't deny her that! |
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