Google has just opened in Ann Arbor, MI and several of us were talking about the cool things they were doing for their employees (relaxation areas, volleyball, pets at work, etc) and how cool it would be to work in that environment. My boss walks into the lunchroom and jumps into the conversation with this gem, "Yeah, but those people work hard"
This one was a company wide favorite. When an employee would call in sick Arlene would cover for them. Mind you, Arlene did NOTHING when everyone was at work and people rarely called in sick. So when someone did she was in a shitty mood all day, would act like she was the only one doing anything and when lunch time came around and people asked if she wanted anything from the local restaurant she would ALWAYS say, "Im too busy to eat!" while trying to make you feel inadequate for eating lunch.
After a female employee went offsite to do work at a client location she came back and said it was extremely busy. Arlene said she know how busy it could get over there and, "A man couldnt do that job over there, they dont work hard enough"
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