The vagina-fication of our nation's youth has reached a fever pitch. These are all boys names apparently...
1. Aidan
2. Braden (I didn't know this was a name)
3. Kaden (Also not a name)
7. Jaden (Yes. Name your kid after Britney's hell spawn)
Landon (Gay)
Tristan (Gayer. Legends of the Fall was 15 years ago, ladies. Let it go.)
Logan (We obviously have way too many comic book nerds breeding)
Chase (Crappy girl's name that has apparently crossed genders)
Keegan (Last name, not a first... stop using it as one)
Hayden (Another rhyming -aden name. Cute)
Jase and Asher (What the fuck are these?)
Maddox (Way to go, Anjelina)
Sean/Shawn (Stupid people. Everyone knows it's spelled Shaun.)




















