Potholes suck

feeds@yuku.com (cromulent357) — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 14:06:54 GMT

This time of year the snow plow fuck the streets and make these big ass pot holes. Last night it was raining so I didn't see this huge pot hole until the last second and couldn't really swerve or I'd hit the care in the next lane, so I ate it and it was nasty. I had to pull over to see if I fucked up my car or tires it was that bad. Thankfully it sounded worse than it was because there was no damage to the car. OK, no cosmetic damage, but I'm sure something got fucked up down...

KTF Stole My Account Name and Marth Ripped me off on KEI

feeds@yuku.com (Uaryia) — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 19:26:20 GMT

sup bitches

Ceryne and Nutcup

feeds@yuku.com (Muerta) — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 16:15:58 GMT

Ignoring the fact that I think that the two identities posting here are idiots, I suggest that you go jerk off somewhere else.

edit: ie., Kiaora beat me to the punch.

/wave

Dana Jacobson suspended for 1 week

feeds@yuku.com (Vydas) — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 13:42:29 GMT

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/news/story?id=3210118

Evidently her remarks included "Fuck Notre Dame", "Fuck Touchdown Jesus" and the biggie, just plain old "Fuck Jesus."

This roast was advertised heavily, and tickets were sold to the general public for the benefit the V Foundation.

I realize I'm one of the few people left that likes ESPN, but...

Dear Maddie:

feeds@yuku.com (Muerta) — Sat, 19 Jan 2008 11:05:48 GMT

I am writing to you because I am requesting your help. This will take approximately one month of your time.

Ellendilh and I are going to purchase you an account on Lord of the Rings Online. We will get you to level 50 within a week, and give you decent gear. Then, your job will begin.

Last night, our small guild decided to "raid the Rift", if you can call what we did as such. It was more like "let's run around like little girls and just hit...

I lost a good friend to Breast Cancer last night

feeds@yuku.com (Muerta) — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 18:14:42 GMT

One month ago, a friend of mine decided to stop her chemo treatments because they were not helping her and only making her feel sicker. It was becoming apparent that her time was coming and she opted to stop the treatment and retire to her home to meet her final days. Last night, at 6:30 Alaska time, she quietly passed away. She died in her sleep; she merely stopped breathing and at her request, her nurse and her husband did not revive her. She had been a robust woman with a bosom...

croissandwiches

feeds@yuku.com (Cafu07) — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 10:17:08 GMT

When the fuck did the croissandwich become a hamburger bun shaped like a croissant? That was the best fast food breakfast sandwich and now it's just nasty. It used to be an actual croissant. Maybe it wasn't French bakery quality, but it was an actual croissant. Are they trying to tell us that Americans so stupid that they can't tell the difference between a croissant and a hamburger bun shaped like one?

Soygen needs to post more pics of his fine ass sisters

feeds@yuku.com (Cafu07) — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 02:17:14 GMT

from the "who art thou" thread in general

Anybody who thinks Red Dawn was a good movie is a moronic douche

feeds@yuku.com (Gandol teh Pirate) — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 18:59:15 GMT

Seriously, was there a single premise in this movie that was even remotely believable, let alone entertaining?

Anybody with the nads to call himself an adult and has a sufficient double digit IQ to obtain a driver's license needs to shag their ass to Blockbuster, rent this piece of shit, and get back to us on whether you actually still think this was a great movie. Here's a clue on how to answer - finding in favor of Red Dawn drops you a couple more IQ points.

If...

LimeWire Bad!!!

feeds@yuku.com (LylakNightangel69) — Wed, 07 Nov 2007 19:59:20 GMT

For all those people who are computer and internet illiterate like me, Dont ever use or download Limewire or Limewire Pro, I found out it was very illegal. A friend told me about it. I asked him before I downloaded anything if it was illegal and he told me no. So now because I listened to a good friend, someone turned me into the FBI. I feel really stupid and dumb and betrayed because my friend was not honest with me. I am strictly against piracy and if I would have been told the truth the...

What to do, with a bad kid?

feeds@yuku.com (Ferledon The Nihilist) — Fri, 02 Nov 2007 07:42:20 GMT

My son is in kindergarten. But hes a major disruption to the class. Bleh, not even sure how to write this. lol. My son is, and lack for a better word, a damned annoyance and straigt up bad kid. A bully. The first quarter of the year just passed recently, and since day one in school, he (and not limited to) Hits teachers/other kids (Face, stomach, arm, head, back ect) spits on teacher/students, throws tantrums for no reason whatsoever. Won't follow directions. And has faced suspensions...

Which would be a better example of irony?

feeds@yuku.com (Cafu07) — Wed, 17 Oct 2007 22:09:05 GMT

A Black comedian making fun of the way Asians drive or a Jewish comedian making fun of Asian penis size?

Stupid immigration policies....

feeds@yuku.com (Cinabre) — Fri, 12 Oct 2007 13:22:31 GMT

Okay, I've just about had it up to here with just how stupid the immigration policy in the US is. My boss has married a woman from China and adopted her son. They both came over on a visa that allowed them to stay for "x" amount of time to get married, which they did. Since the wedding, my boss has been hopelessly wading through the process of getting them both naturalized. The amount of paperwork and the number of agencies involved is just ridiculous, especially when agency...

What the fuck is wrong with these asshole drivers!!!

feeds@yuku.com (Alliara) — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 17:11:18 GMT

http://www.phillyburbs.com/pb-dyn/news/113-10052007-1418870.html

In short - a guy driving a truck full of dry cement decided he was running short on time, like the fucking cement powder in his truck was going to rot before it got where it was going, or maybe he wanted to get home in time to watch the Phillies tank another fucking playoff game.

So he illegally passes traffic to go around the fucking gate and pass the bright blinking red lights and the goddamned DINGDINGDING...

The stupid things people say....

feeds@yuku.com (Maligzar) — Thu, 20 Sep 2007 11:59:44 GMT

I recently had an encounter with a moron, supported by people of his peer group. Now this is nothing unusual, people have a tendency to circle the wagons and protect their own. It's human nature. I think what bothers me though is the allowing of the person to continue and be an influence. No one likes to be lead by an idiot, regardless of how little impact their leadership might have.

The moron I'm speaking of actually moderates the WoW forum, and the specific post that...

I have something to say!!

feeds@yuku.com (Eleazarr) — Thu, 06 Sep 2007 12:14:59 GMT

It is Thursday. It is not Friday. It is Thursday and...

I have something to say!!

Last week I was at camp. I was the bible input speaker for the week. But this is not why I am here in the R&F forum on a Thursday. I am here because I have sore ribs. Read on.

It was Sr. High week at camp. On one of the evenings, our directors decided to hold a leader hunt. Leader hunts are pretty common at camp. Basically, the leaders hide somewhere on the camp...

Canada

feeds@yuku.com (mfer haze) — Mon, 20 Aug 2007 12:16:50 GMT

I recently went on a cruise to Alaska and went through Vancouver. I have to say. This country really sucks. The people suck, your currency sucks, your airport sucks. Everything about you sucks. In the few days I was there (flight delayed by about 2 days) I was reminded time and time again why America is better.

I was excited at first. Thinking, cool a few free days in Vancouver.....

I was wrong. You all suck.

So, they like to keep it a nice balmy 50 degrees at work

feeds@yuku.com (cromulent357) — Sat, 18 Aug 2007 09:29:29 GMT

Fucking morons. It's August and 80 degrees outside, but I gotta wear 3 layers of clothing to work each day because it's fucking freezing in here! The thermostat don't work no more, dunno why. I think engineering disabled it. After a couple hours my hands are numb and keep them in pockets all day long. Thinking about wearing some mittens or gloves to work now. Someone brought in a space heater. A SPACE HEATER IN AUGUST!!

We complain every week but engineering shrug their...

She Lives, but Only Because There Were Witnesses

feeds@yuku.com (Muerta) — Tue, 14 Aug 2007 07:35:17 GMT

Yesterday, I had to go to a training which I really wanted to attend, and convinced the school district that they really wanted to send me and 19 other paras to this training (5 from high school, 5 from Jr. High, and then the remaining from the elementary level). It was a very specific training regarding mostly how to defuse situations before they happen, what to do in case of eruptions and then passive defensive techniques in case the para gets attacked. A while back, I asked the head...

Stealth Ads?!

feeds@yuku.com (Ganders) — Tue, 14 Aug 2007 07:22:43 GMT

Whats the fucking deal with embedding ads in the middle of fucking posts?

If Yuku is going to pull that shit at least give me the option of paying a few dollars to make them go away like I could in EZboard - hell, you could even give me some of the money back I wasted on EZsupporter before we moved.

Or at the very least don't embed the damn things right IN posts.

Asshats.

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